ithotyouknew:

foxxymd:

ithotyouknew:

luxuriouspain:

ithotyouknew:

When I’m like “I’m a whore” and someone’s like “no, you’re not!”

I literally suck dick for money, sis!

Man if this college shit don’t work out…

Are you implying that college didn’t work out for me and that’s why I’m a hooker?

Pre medicine aka future doctor and sex worker over here. Who says you can’t do both?

Werk, bitch!

mrpaws:

Happy Ferret Tongues.

A message from Anonymous
Do you know anything about burlesque dancing? I'm planning on taking a class next year when I move to new Orleans because I'm thinking about being a dancer, but I want to know more about it ahead of time to make sure I want to do that. If you know any blogs or videos or websites about it I'd appreciate it if you showed them to me. I looked for some but can't find any that are helpful :/

hugyouandyourcat:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

I really don’t, sorry, that’s never been an interest of mine. I’m absolutely positive they have a presence on tumblr and Pinterest tho so keep searching the tags.

Lots of great videos of burlesque artists here.

http://www.burlesquestars.net

I took two klonopin and a muscle relaxer bc I just want to collapse into SLEEP and not think! I’ve been skirting it all day and then with the dog t hit me:
People are so fragile and sometimes the things that hit you or save you are little, a scornful look or getting cut off in the grocery store parking lot, or smiling at someone in line, you know? I just want to be something that helps people get through the day and I have terrible impulses, like, I wrote this note about what an incredibly (and legitimately) terrible parking job this SUV did, blocking me in and then it was just some mom lady who maybe sucks and can’t park but she’s just going about her day and I’m mad and want to be mean to her? Life is so hard and I don’t know what will happen that dog and I’m freaking out, that’s all. It will go away eventually, but I mean hopefully sooner rather than later.

I have th exiles on on the back ground and scully is being mean to a serial killer so that is good.

BEDTIME

BEDTIME

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

bert-and-ernie-are-gay replied to your photo “my favourite and most beloved editor”

OMG YOU’RE WRITING ABOUT DEADWOOD //fans self//

yes but most pertinently (to my tumblr) and immediately I’m posting everything I had to cut which is mostly class and ethics stuff about bullock and alma. I was writing about Trixie and Joanie.

taketheclockkey replied to your post:

I know, I know, it makes sense! At least vegans everywhere should be satisfied.

Now I eat them on hamburgers again mostly. I need to go finish the pickle juice!

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

I want to fix and love everything broken!

The obvious corollary of that is that since I CANT I should probably just die, right?

Brains! Amirite

I want to fix and love everything broken!


Here I am! BOLT! I’m in the Portland, Oregon area and I need a permanent home right away! I’m an 8-month old female pup and I’m DOG, CAT and CHILD FRIENDLY! I love everybody! I’ve already been through a lot in my very short life – a broken leg and broken rib from abuse and I was almost starved to death, but I am healthy and healed up now. I’m spayed and current on all my shots. I just need a person or family who has the time and big heart for a young dog like me! I love to play like puppies do, and like all puppies, I still need training. My first owner didn’t teach me anything – she just locked me away in a crate – but I am VERY smart and I’m learning fast! Right now I’m in a foster home, and they hoped to keep me, but they have an older dog who doesn’t like me at all. She doesn’t want to play like young dogs do, and she gets very grumpy and even tries to fight with me, sometimes. It’s making everyone very unhappy, so I need a new home, fast! I am on the small side – about 30 pounds – and I am not going to be a big dog – just medium size. I am very loving. I am very sweet. I am learning good manners and almost more than anything, I love basketball!!! My foster dad is teaching me how to play. So what do you say? Could you love me and give me a home? Please call AND/OR text (503) 969-2980 to meet me. I really need a family of my own. ALL MY LOVE, BOLT.

gonna repost this a bunch cause I want her so bad.  Someone adopt her please!

Here I am! BOLT! I’m in the Portland, Oregon area and I need a permanent home right away! I’m an 8-month old female pup and I’m DOG, CAT and CHILD FRIENDLY! I love everybody! I’ve already been through a lot in my very short life – a broken leg and broken rib from abuse and I was almost starved to death, but I am healthy and healed up now. I’m spayed and current on all my shots. I just need a person or family who has the time and big heart for a young dog like me! I love to play like puppies do, and like all puppies, I still need training. My first owner didn’t teach me anything – she just locked me away in a crate – but I am VERY smart and I’m learning fast! Right now I’m in a foster home, and they hoped to keep me, but they have an older dog who doesn’t like me at all. She doesn’t want to play like young dogs do, and she gets very grumpy and even tries to fight with me, sometimes. It’s making everyone very unhappy, so I need a new home, fast! I am on the small side – about 30 pounds – and I am not going to be a big dog – just medium size. I am very loving. I am very sweet. I am learning good manners and almost more than anything, I love basketball!!! My foster dad is teaching me how to play. So what do you say? Could you love me and give me a home? Please call AND/OR text (503) 969-2980 to meet me. I really need a family of my own. ALL MY LOVE, BOLT.

gonna repost this a bunch cause I want her so bad.  Someone adopt her please!

Honestly warm pickles and ketchup is good and normal on a burger I just cut out the burger.

Now who is ready for more brilliant material I had to cut? Or should I—yes I should—work on prose

I’m more awake than I’ve been in days and that can’t be a good thing.

more about me

I like to intimately, and at times excruciatingly, record: the details and effects of medication on my mental and physical health; what my dogs are doing/have done/what we saw on our walks thru Portland; and my notes and frantic, panicked, NOISY, with-much-hair-pulling, writing process.


as Caty and Emily can attest.