This stupid motherfucker made me wait and wait and now I have to go on stage again and he’s still not ready so I asked the lesbian and she was like, not right now, and I just want to kill these people. Dancing for dollars f u
There was a really hot girl in here but she was straight but now there’s a pretty cute not straight girl who wants a lapdance and the confluence of all these things is so rare that I think I’ll do it, even tho you know I mostly hate dancing for women, they’re so badly behaved.
Hey sex pozzie blog that sometimes reblogs me, would you please reblog the ones about how empowerment is a strawman so we can finally have that conversation
Keahu Kahuanui, when asked what Danny really thought of Stiles [Days of the Wolf Panel] (via bleep0bleep)
*delighted* My ship!
Spitting At Harold I-respect-women Styles as Feminist Intervention
WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:
- STUNNING EYES
- A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE